Dads' POV

Rule #1 about daughters: Daddy rocks, Mommy is the evil bitch-queen. I don't make the rules, I just exploit them. As far as the boyfriend issue, what's this "try"to kill them? Walter and I have a mutual destruction pact, aimed at all the potential male suitors that are stupid, I mean brave enough, to attempt to date our daughters. Although I've been told that at some point my focus will change from trying to keep them from having sex, to trying to get them to start cranking out grandbabies. That'll be the day.